I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said,

"Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-dicked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!

So I called him a piece of horse shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a shit.

My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day.

It's important at my age.